My dear friend and marathon opponent Lisa sent me a link to I Write Like a site that purports to analyze your prose and tell you who it is that your writing resembles.
I write like
David Foster Wallace
David Foster Wallace
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Suck on that Dobyns Bennett High School!
I write like Stephen King!
Just did it once more with a different story – came out like Dan Brown. Then, thinking, hey, that’s fiction – I’ll see what my blog post persona writes like. Answer: Edgar Allen Poe. Huh.